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Random Axe of Kindness

from Animals in Falsetto by FEASTofFETUS

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Music by Jess Gabriell Cron & Ian Malcolm. Lyrics by Jess Gabriell Cron.

lyrics

There's nothing like a hatchet blade
To cut down bushes in the way
So they don't snag the dresses of young ladies

There's nothing like a hefty axe
To chop up firewood into stacks
And heat the happy homes of our young ladies

There's nothing like a burly dude
Who goes out hunting for the food
That will grace the hungry plates of us young ladies

There's nothing like a chivalrous man
To take us gently by the hand
Throw his jacket in the mud for us young ladies

Random axe of kindness

Chop, chop!

Do whatever she says
Do whatever she wants

An axe to grind
A wife to find
A worthy prize
For worthy guys
Pretending to be kind

The grand pursuit
Will now ensue
While tending to
A hatchet wound
Pretending to be kind

We are so kind

What a man!
Oh, what a man!

credits

from Animals in Falsetto, released July 30, 2013
Mike Caffell - Drums, Backing Vocals
Jess Gabriell Cron - Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Bass
Travis Kimble - Electric Guitar, Backing Vocals
Ian Malcolm - Piano, Backing Vocals

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FEASTofFETUS Los Angeles, California

FEASTofFETUS is an Artrock/ Vaudcore (hardcore-vaudeville) band from Los Angeles, CA.

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